How to Thrive in the Office Cube
Make peace
with the space
you're dealt, be
a beacon
of equanimity
and competence,
set out
the photographs
of Dad, the dog,
the day
you sailed
the blue bay.
With respect
to your voice, don't
lower it
more than two octaves,
though it will
behoove you
to call
your new lover
from a private phone.
And instead,
should he
call you, say
"Mon ange,
your eyes are
the glowing coals
in the blast furnace
that is my heart,"
you must respond
coolly
with "Yes,
Steve, the report
is coming along fine
and will be available
for your perusal
by COB today."
Such dispassion
has useful spill-
over: the dry cleaner
will give you the discount
even though you forgot
the coupon.
The mechanic notorious
for gouging
his customers
will fear you
know something
and not overcharge.
Your landlord will promptly
repair the heat pump.
And your lover,
who may
or may not be
Steve, will take
your demeanor for
the deep still ardor
he has been meant
to unlock all his life,
beginning with dinner
at the little
Turkish place
where he will order
meze and raku
and ask you
"Are you always
this cool?".
Copyright © Roy Jacobstein All rights reserved
The Gettysburg Review, Autumn 2005
The Raleigh News & Observer Business Section, 2005