Ardor
No wonder ardour couldn't survive
the bullying linguistic fist of the Hero
of the Battle of San Juan Hill,
robust and lusty Theodore Roosevelt,
who also managed, upon becoming
the youngest and most virile President
of a young and expanding country,
to eliminate the u from the scents
of arbour, the necessities of labour
and neighbour, the cacophony of clangour,
the heat of rancour.
O Teddy, burly
bespectacled one, monumentally chiseled
into the granite of that mountainside above
the Badlands, see how the world has grown
harder to command than any Commander-
in-Chief could have imagined a century ago:
no Presidential declaration can alter the rules
of spelling, though it can still delete faces
that leave us with a last short o on their lips.
Copyright © Roy Jacobstein All rights reserved
Threepenny Review, Fall 2005
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